Kevin

'The Cardfather'

Founder 

 

"Hi, I'm Kevin, founder and creator of Redrakoon. 

A little about me... I have a condition that means when I can’t sleep I need to eat…the doctor has called it ‘Insom-nom-nom-nom’.   I live my life by

a certain moto… that is that I don’t ever want to look back and think... “ah man...I could have eaten that.”  I enjoy moonlight walks to the fridge, the occasional pot noodle and the sultry sounds of the Backstreet Boys.  Most of all I love greeting cards.

Oh yeah...I also have six raccoons that help me run the company on a day to day basis."

Burt 'Red' Rakoon

Sales Director

 

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"Hi, before coming to work for Redrakoon,

I used to run a speed-dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.  However I did find out that

if your phone autocorrects ‘f#ck’ to

‘duck’, you’re still using foul language so that's good to know, right.  

Our Sales Department is here to answer any questions you may have 24/7.

Alice Rakoon

Dispatch Manger

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"Hi, I'm not clumsy.  It's just the floor seems

to hate me, the tables and chairs are nothing but bullies and the wall always get in my

way.  I don’t mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and I get really excited.  I once saw a guy sitting in a Starbucks; he had no iPhone, no iPod, no iPad no tablet or a laptop. He just sat there

drinking coffee like a psychopath...scary. 

My team deals with all your orders and deliveries and we are here to help in any way.

David Rakoon

Accounts Manager

 

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"Hi, any billing issues... I’m your guy. 

I’m obsessed with taking blurry pictures

of myself in the shower. I have a serious

selfie steam issue.  In all my years working

in accountancy, I have found that in the end,

we only regret the chances we didn’t take

and the poorly timed farts.  Lastly, to whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office; I will find you. You have my word!"

Lily Rakoon

Web Chat Manager

 

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"Hi, working for Redrakoon is my dream job.  People ask me if women work harder than men and I always unequivocally say 'NO!'  We get it right the first time.   In my free time I enjoy singing but I hate it when i'm singing a song and the artist gets the word wrong.

I did a cartwheel the other day thinking

it was like riding a bike. It's not!

I don't snore I dream I am a tractor."

Gordon Rakoon

Customer Service Manager

 

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"I love greeting cards.  I used to think

I was indecisive, but now I’m not to sure.  Working at Redrakoon I have learnt

there is no angry way to say 'bubbles'.

I did a push-up today. Well, I actually

feel over but I had to use my arms to

get back up so…you know, close enough. 

I need some chocolate."

Hank Rakoon

PR Director

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"I love Redrakoon. Period. I do have a massive obsession with the group Wham and I do rather sleep a lot however! 

So, if any member of staff ever needs to leave early, I always ask them to please wake me up before they go go! 

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

More importantly I’ve recently put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house.  My next-door neighbour is dead against it."